Things that are impossible to say when drunk:-

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.-

No thanks, no more booze for me.-

Sorry, but you're really not my type.-

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?-

I'm not interested in fighting you.-

Oh, I just couldn't -

no one wants to hear me sing.-

Thank you, but I have no co-ordination so I won't try to dance.-

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to throw-up on the street.-

I have to work in the morning so I must be going home now.

Quote Of The Week

Persistence in RecoveryWhen we live life on life's requisites, and when hardship arises, it should be our incentive to stand up and embark upon problems with audacity, and the strength that we've established in the course of our journey. We should retain our perspective, evaluate all possibilities, and observe our choices all the way through. For us to uphold our firmness and staying power, we must by no means have excessive pride that we can't request assistance in times of adversity. And if a situation arises that we can not handle, or don't recognize the answer to, then we should never fail to bear in mind that we should Let Go and Let God take over and carry us through the obscurity we stumble upon...- Terry Dunford, 'A Spiritual Awakening' quote